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Afterword

from Two by Christopher Worth

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lyrics

You’ve reached the WORTH music collaboration hotline
If you’re calling this number
That means you’re gonna leave me a message about love
Something deeply personal, something secret
Directed at a current, past or future lover
Or whatever you want
The beep’s coming soon
Identify yourself first
And then leave a message
I love you

Ted and Sharon
That’s quite the fucking answering machine
Anyway, this is Scotty calling
I don’t know why nobody’s home
I’m gonna try it again here

Is this the Schwartz’s?
I think I must have got the wrong number
For God’s sakes
Maybe we have a new number next door
Anyway Ted if it’s you give me a call
It’s Ken
Bye for now

Hi there this is Taylor
Calling from White Rock Honda
I’m just calling to let you know
That you’re parts have arrived

Neil King calling for Ted Schwartz

Hey Ted we’re in a meeting
And we’re laughing our heads off
What kind of message is that?
Take care, bye bye

Isn’t that wild

Wierd
Message for Sharon
This is Vincent Gregory in Edmonton Calling
We talked earlier this afternoon
About the house sitting
I will try to get ahold of you tomorrow
Thank you
Boy that was a wierd message

Yeah listen this is Scotty
I got a message for you
You piece of shit
I don’t know how you tied into this fucking phone line
But you better untie it
Because the police are gonna be investigating it
You fucking moron
Now get off the line

(phone rings)

Hello

Hey can I speak with Scotty please

You’re speaking

Hey this is Officer Carlisle from the Police Department
We got a report of a stolen phone number
We were calling to get some more information
Can you tell me about this?

A stolen phone number?

Yes you left us the message about this
You left a report about a stolen phone number
I’m doing my job and calling you back
Just to investigate background

A stolen phone number?

Actually Scotty, it’s me
And I got the line bro
You ain’t getting this line back
This the love hotline Scotty
I want you to talk to me about it
Tell me about the love
I want you to bring it home baby
Talk to me real now
Plug it in to the computer

Hey listen you sick fuck
Let me tell you something
Don’t be fucking jabbin onto my phone line
That was an old couple that you got on that fucking phone
And you’re fucking, you’re an idiot

I found you boy, I ain’t no idiot
I done did my research and I know where you live
I’m in your garage

Well you come get me you fucking creep

I’m all over you
I’m coming
I know your address
I know your number
I know your waist size

Scotty?
Scotty don’t leave man
Come on now
We’re just playing, having fun now
Come on
It’s just a phone now
Scotty?
Scotty!

credits

from Two, released September 14, 2013
Vocal samples arranged by Christopher Worth

Recorded and Mixed by Justin Phelps at Cloud City Sound in Portland, OR
Mastered by Ed Brooks at RFI Mastering in Seattle, WA

Produced by Christopher Worth
Executive Producer: Richard William Babson
Associate Producer: Kenton Clow
Assitant Producers: Phil Bondy, Patrick Curtain and Aliina K. Champion
Additional Production: Steve Berlin and Justin Phelps
Digital Editing: Lars Fox
Additional Editing: Justin Phelps, Christopher Worth and Kenton Clow

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